A Song for All the Ladies In Relatinoships – S.o.O.L.

Ladies,

I’m here once again to pour some sweet music into you ears. This afternoon, we’re here to remind you about about the fact that there are many other fish in the sea.

No, not really. While I’m quite sure there are really tons of fish in the sea, the likelihood that you’ll find one with the perfect cogs for your machine is slim. Actually, given that there are like 7 and a half billion people in this world, there’s probably a greater chance that you’ll find someone who is much more perfect for you elsewhere than in your current living location. But, that’s not the point. The point is that I needed a way to ease into this amazing remix.

Wet – Don’t Wanna Be Your Girl (Branchez Remix); (Brought to you by Mr. Suicide Sheep)

XIV

Oh yeah, side note: Did any of you notice how really close 13 was with his predictions? Fucking beastly.

And, I realized that I typoed, but I’m leaving it for the future. I am human.